With the weather changing, we have been visited by one of the locals from the rodent population. Sara, being a rat person–it is her desire to own a rat and teach it to speak (sort of a like the rat whisperer or Jane Goodall for rats),–was a little leery about setting traps; she also was concerned our literally retarded dog–he had meningitis, real bad–might try to catch his tongue in a trap.* Finally it was too much for me so I set my traps with a little peanut butter last night. I thought to myself, “self, what kind of rat eats during a snow storm?” Apparently this guy:

Goodbye Rat King or Queen
While I am not a fan of killing things, it is satisfying to get rid of something that could bring harm to your family–rats, after all, were the species that transmitted the bubonic plague to humans through their proxies fleas. In fact I think that the Department of Health owes me a medal or ribbon for stemming the tide of a potential plague outbreak. In a world where everyone gets a trophy or medal simply for existing and having parents that can afford to pay for you to play sports, I do not think it is too much to ask from the DoH;)
My real point to this post, circuitously as it has turned out, was to inform Todd that I have joined the ranks of the rat catchers. While Lake Stevens rats may not measure up to China rats, you have to start somewhere.
*I was trying to get as many punctuation marks into one sentence that I could; is there an order of operations for punctuation?

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December 21, 2008 at 1:30 pm
christy
sad! you can see marks in the snow where his little tail waved back and forth as he was dying
December 21, 2008 at 3:32 pm
marcusthoughts
I take a Hobbesian approach to this: if humans have a “solitary, poor, nasty, and brutish” life in a state of nature than a rat’s life is beyond the comprehension of humans. While I do feel bad that he had to die, I feel good that I nor any member of my family will not get hantavirus, meningitis, typhus, rat-bite fever, or any other of the menagerie of diseases that rats carry. I thought about using a glue trap, but we used one of those when I lived in South Carolina and the mouse was stuck on it for hours. Finally, I pulled the mouse off it and tossed the little guy into our backyard–I was 9 years old mind you. I think the old fashion trap is a more humane choice.
December 21, 2008 at 4:24 pm
tdj74
there is nothing “sad” about this, marcus. nice kill! I had to basically break a mouse’s neck with a long pole once (in China) because the bugger got stuck on rat paper four or five feet above my head in the rafters. I didn’t think that one through. Rat traps are much more humane and effective. I wish there were little guillotines that were available for purchase for this nasty business.
thanks for the nod. it made my morning…
December 21, 2008 at 5:32 pm
marcusthoughts
I thought you would enjoy it! I have been so behind in blogging and keeping up with others because of my crazy schedule being a basketball coach. Yesterday was the first day I realized you went to WordPress (I had to change my subscription in NetNewsWire.)
For some reason I want to catch all the rats in my neighborhood now; is this normal?