Point One: It seems that the rat community in Frontier Heights–my strange little ‘hood–has put out an APB for a missing rat. There were little rat prints on the deck this morning–I suspect this advance scout was looking for a fellow disease carrying rodent. Tonight I will capture this advance scout. Now I understand how Gargamel must have felt about Smurfs–small blue creatures must be caring some kind of disease or radioactive contamination.
Point Two: Todd you have asked and it has come true; it must be a Christmas Miracle™! Take a look–
I wonder if PETA knows about this? For those of you looking for something that, and I quote: “…is ideal for dispensing of both rat and mouse subjects…” just head over to Kent Scientific.
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December 22, 2008 at 7:52 pm
yeti
Nice! There is no way a rat willingly puts his head inside that device however. I know the way they think now. It would have to be much more cleverly disguised and the hole would have to be at ground level (like a snaptrap) somehow. Hmmmm, maybe I could make modifications…
Either way, I impressed that this device exists. If I caught one of them alive, well, you can imagine what I might do…
Godspeed to you and your traps as you hunt down every last one of those despicable vermin. Give ‘em hell, son. Give ‘em hell.