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Walker Texas Ranger has just come on while I stay up with my dad as he sleeps. “The Juggernaut” features some of the best bad acting America has to offer. There is a tough guy breaking a beer bottleover someone’s head;a woman standing with a look of awe, no of fear, no of who farted on her face; and of course Chuck Norris manhandling a man.
It only gets better; Walker is now emceeing the “Kick Drugs out of America” karate tournament. Why didn’t anyone think of a program that tells kids to not do drugs? I think I may start a “Kick Drugs out of America” club when I return to Lynnwood. How many of you would join? Would your membership depend on me wearing cowboy boots, giving creepy speeches in a locker room, and sporting a semi-mullet? Let me know.
I intended to write a semi-serious entry about the importance of silence and looked to google/images for a little inspiration…besides creepy pictures from a cannibal movie, dreamy landscapes, and other odds and ends I found this, Chuck! Now all I can think about is Chuck making silence cry, Chuck roundhouse kicking silence, and Chuck stealing silence’s wife. Maybe I should make a t-shirt that says: I tried to blog about silence and all I got was this lousy Chuck Norris poster. Oh well, good night world.
