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Mommy, don’t pee in your panties!
Advice that everyone should follow.
Bradie help baby Beau fly the bird!
Before your mind drifts into 13 year-old boy territory, she was helping pull the string that spins the bird on his bouncy seat. Still, this might be the quote of the week.
A conversation with my wife:
Sara: Marcus, come here (she is upstairs)
Marcus: I will be right there (I am solving the worlds problems, one at a time)
…I walk upstairs as she leave the loo and jumps into the bed…
Sara: I do not know anything!
Marcus: …. (quizzical look forms on my face)
Sara: …laughter…
Marcus: I am going to pee, by the time I am done you should have your thoughts straightened out
…intermission…
Sara: Sometimes I love that bewildered look I can put on your face
When I have spare time I sometimes surf the interweb for somewhat trivial information, eat cake (thank you Julie, Sara, and Amanda), wonder why my daughter takes the clothes off all her dolls, and bother my wife like a three year old–I poke her in the arm, smell her hair, or cover up the book she is reading.) While surfing the interweb with my aforementioned spare time, I came across this:
Somebody spent their spare time not only assembling this but also thinking of the idea. I wonder if this exercise could extend to everyone; what would be the ten ways I could kill you? Be careful, people are more dangerous than you think.
Hmm, they must not be from New York, they look like they are in shape. Steal my nuts you will not! Link
I intended to write a semi-serious entry about the importance of silence and looked to google/images for a little inspiration…besides creepy pictures from a cannibal movie, dreamy landscapes, and other odds and ends I found this, Chuck! Now all I can think about is Chuck making silence cry, Chuck roundhouse kicking silence, and Chuck stealing silence’s wife. Maybe I should make a t-shirt that says: I tried to blog about silence and all I got was this lousy Chuck Norris poster. Oh well, good night world.
