Bradie Sings Her ABC’s

Bradie Says:

Bradie help baby Beau  fly the bird!

Before your mind drifts into 13 year-old boy territory, she was helping pull the string that spins the bird on his bouncy seat.  Still, this might be the quote of the week.

My Wife

Final Four What ifs

I am in a pool with some friends and I have calculated who would win depending the matchups (yes I know I am a nerd.) Here is what it looks like–be sure to click the link.

What If

My odds look good. On the line: Dinner at Rory’s, a fine dining experience in Edmonds, WA.

Bradie tries out logic, leadership, and confidence

Bradie: I cannot see you therefore you cannot see me…I am the master, you are the grasshopper.

Bradie: There is no need to cry grasshopper, here I am.

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Bradie: Do what I do.

Sara: Why?

Bradie: Quick, he has the silver thing; do what I do. You better not ruin this for me, I have to run and make sure he did it right.

Marcus: …click…

Bradie: Alright dad, show me the back of the silver thing.

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and finally…

Bradie: Funny shaped pillow, check, blankey, check; small creature, check, place the small creature on the funny pillow, check. I am so much better at this than mommy; look how calm and serene sheep looks.

She Cannot Blame it on Pregnancy Anymore

A conversation with my wife:

Sara: Marcus, come here (she is upstairs)

Marcus: I will be right there (I am solving the worlds problems, one at a time)

…I walk upstairs as she leave the loo and jumps into the bed…

Sara: I do not know anything!

Marcus: …. (quizzical look forms on my face)

Sara: …laughter…

Marcus:  I am going to pee, by the time I am done you should have your thoughts straightened out

…intermission…

Sara: Sometimes I love that bewildered look I can put on your face

My Box is Better than Your Box

Hmm, does this sound like me?

You Are An INTP

The Thinker You are analytical and logical – and on a quest to learn everything you can. Smart and complex, you always love a new intellectual challenge. Your biggest pet peeve is people who slow you down with trivial chit chat. A quiet maverick, you tend to ignore rules and authority whenever you feel like it. In love, you are an easy person to fall for. But not an easy person to stay in love with. Although you are quite flexible, you often come off as aloof or argumentative. At work, you are both a logical and creative thinker. You are great at solving problems. You would make an excellent mathematician, programmer, or professor. How you see yourself: Creative, fair, and tough-minded When other people don’t get you, they see you as: arrogant, cold, and robotic

What’s Your Personality Type?

Sometimes Logic is…

a fancy way of being a pain in the ass.  See illustration:Babies come from girls: babies=evil:(  Hmm it breaks down all over the place.   

Thrifty?

On her own volition my daughter did this:

So the question is this: if it is her choice, is this still illegal? Wouldn’t it be in my best interest to have a happy child and to save money on travel expenses?  This is all hypothetical of course…because how would she carry the bags if she is inside one of them.