On Head Colds

NyQuil–DayQuil as well–removes my brain from my skull and shakes it, just a little bit; how people become dependent on it is beyond my comprehension. It appears the three weeks I spent in Virginia have caught up to my body as I have been sick for almost two weeks. Should you ever get sick with a head cold, let me expound on the benefits: your wife/husband/partner/pony will sleep on the couch just to escape your coughing; your coughing will only flair up at night just to spite you; people will look at you, pause, and then tell you to take a nap…because they care; and you begin to wonder what pneumonia fells like.

And this blog would not be complete without a Sara quote uttered not two seconds ago:

It is 11 o’clock; you need to either get in bed or get out of my living room!